we could have met each other


There are some things I'd like to ask you.

I knew the way to the mysterious pile of bones


Triple snake-eyes.
Expect to see more paper cut-out goodness in the future. I like to call them Paper Drolls.
Max, Ishi, Me.
Look for production details on Max's blog.

everything cooked in a can tasted this good


This is my wife's Easter Bread, so named for it's "rising" properties. *wink*
More details over at her blog: Light Waters.

my self control extended to the cellular level


I better keep practacing my Prana Bindu.

more people knew the secret of gin


The secret of gin is kind of like The Secret of NIMH -- but not really.

more walking tours were focused on beer


This is Jason Kucherawy, of Tour Guys and Toronto Urban Adventures. The prior offers free walking tours of Toronto and Vancouver. The latter offers in-depth "local experience" walking tours of Toronto's neighborhoods. Today he took me on his tour entitled: "Beer Makes History Better" - and how right he was.
Thanks Jason!

all my childhood toys had delicious candy counterparts

Yes, that's a candy army man. They taste like combat.

you could meet this guy I know

I think you two would really get along.